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Brooklynn ([personal profile] smashthatbutton) wrote2024-09-12 03:37 pm
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UNBOXING (cr chart)

brooklynn's super sincere notes on who might literally kill her through the lens of Would You Make A Good Subject For A YouTube Video?

she's normal.

UNBOXING CAMP MCDONALD
FAMILIARITY
LIKE
DISLIKE
LIKELIHOOD OF STABBING ME IN THE BACK
VIDEO POTENTIAL
Team Khaki
WEEK 1: Don't know much about him. Ben/Darius vibes. Alchemy?
WEEK 2: He seems nice. Good-natured. Still can't know that for sure.
WEEK 3: This last few days have really taken it out of him. Rebel seems to like the guy. That's a good sign, right?
WEEK 4: Thank you for the kindness at the end. Please take care of Rebel.
WEEK 1: Fun to poke fun at. Kenji vibes. Why was he so kind?
WEEK 2: He didn't make it stupid weird so that's a plus. It feels easy to banter with him. Bria's always hanging out with him... Did he know?
WEEK 3: I know he's one of the good ones. I still don't feel like I can trust him. I like him. That's a dangerous combination. What was with that tattoo? If you don't start trusting people, you are going to get them killed again brooklynn
WEEK 4: A VAMPIRE. No wonder he was so cold. It's weird that I feel like I can trust him now. Yaz would probably shake me. But... The things I read in that book chilled me to the bone. What must it have been like to live them?
After everything he was still so kind to me. I think he was still upset I was dying. What's so special about me after everything I hope Cazador burns in hell
WEEK 1: Wizard. Why do I have to share a room with a grown man? Sleeps normally. Dave/Mitch vibes. Kind but I can't trust it.
WEEK 2: I haven't had homemade pancakes since before I started working. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm glad he didn't get a mind control bee in his brain.
WEEK 3: An old wedding ring of his dropped. Or something like that. It probably isn't a wedding ring. But the way he looked at it was so vulnerable. He believes in me with no reason and I feel like I'm going to be sick.
WEEK 4: Did he watch those videos? It doesn't matter now. It's gone. It's destroyed. I wish I could know it was for sure. I think he tried arguing for me back there. It's all a bit of a blur. Stupid me for taking so long to think he wouldn't hurt me.
WEEK 1: Queen bee. Hates guys. Tight knit group like mine. Yaz/Roxie vibes. Is her faith a lie or something I will inevitably betray?
WEEK 2: Okay. You've screwed up. But you know it. I may regret this, but... I trust you. (UNBOXED)
WEEK 3: She threw me a birthday party. Okay, me and three others. But I've never had a friend throw me a birthday party before. Is this what a big sister is like?
WEEK 4: She looked so happy. What she was seeing, did it help? She really scared me talking like she did, but I can't REALLY be surprised, can I? I trust her. But if it came down to it... When it came down to it. I always knew what would happen. Just please don't burn your bridges prematurely.
When all of this is over, if you can survive, I'll just be another worker bee who died for the queen. That doesn't comfort me. But I hope it comforts you.
WEEK 1: Space colonist. Sounds like a wild life. Yaz vibes. Has experience in survival situations.
WEEK 2: He keeps to himself a lot. Should I try and fix that?
WEEK 3: I learned more about him just in time for him to die. He wanted to get us out of here, but he was an idiot and didn't talk to anyone. Then he sacrificed himself... Miserably? That's Darius vibes. Down to the very end. DEAD
WEEK 1: Political figure but singer. Like if Taylor Swift were the President's daughter. Sammy/Roxie vibes. DO NOT trust politicians. She's so friendly and well-spoken. Want to pick her brain.
WEEK 2: Something's up with her. I don't know what. Her little friend doesn't seem to actually like her. I'll keep being friendly.
WEEK 3: Well, I know now. Girl gave herself away. It wasn't possibly ANYTHING I could've imagined. Now I think she's less likely to stab me in the back and just kind of really sad? I like her better when she's not trying to be a wikipedia entry. (UNBOXED?)
WEEK 4: It was nice seeing her relaxed and having fun before everything got...bad. She was jumping as much as I do. Not surprising, but I kind of wonder what she was seeing and hearing... Too late, now. I think it would've been nice to get to know the real her.
WEEK 1: FAIRY??? An adult woman but also a cutesy little bunny. Mae/Sammy vibes. Can't let my guard down too much. I like her.
WEEK 2: Shouldn't have worried. Shouldn't have liked her. DEAD
WEEK 1: Very normal girl. Sweet. Yaz/Sammy vibes. What was she saying when D.O.C. was threatening us? I couldn't hear.
WEEK 2: We talked about boys...or, people. She's got a lot sadder of a past than I would've imagined. I like hanging out with her. She keeps saying weird things, though...
WEEK 3: Her present was heartfelt, considering the context. Less weird things, more potentially unsettling things but also she was right?
WEEK 4: She scared me. She scared me so much. Was that my fault? It had to be. I don't understand. It's like there's two of her. But it was probably just me. Like with Welt. I could've hurt her. I didn't like how Niina was going at her... Is it because I felt guilty? Did I know on some level?
I'll never know for sure. I just know I was wrong. I shouldn't have changed my message to her in the end. At least I got to express some of it.
WEEK 1: Ridiculous. Naive. Pre-Camp Ben vibes. He can't be faking this. Still on guard. Why was he so nice to me?
WEEK 2: I keep opening up about the others to him. Maybe that's a mistake. But I miss them so much.
WEEK 3: It has to be a mistake. Either he's going to kill me or I'm going to get him killed. There's no inbetween. I just won't give him the chance. I just won't talk to him anymore. If I don't then he can't do something stupid like Rex or Hap
WEEK 4: I just couldn't stay away. Seeing Hap didn't help. I don't know what it is about him that just made me want to open up again and again and again. He was hiding something. He was hiding so much. But did it matter in the end when he was there for me?
I trusted him with my last words. I think he might understand how significant that is. Sorry for the depressing task. And for always being so suspicious. Thank you for listening, despite it all. Maybe it WAS self-serving...but I think it still mattered.
WEEK 1: Superhero? Volatile. Angry. Except not. Hap/Kenji vibes. Wants to "protect me." That'll get him killed or me killed.
WEEK 2: He hasn't ever opened up to anyone before, has he?
WEEK 3: You idiot. You absolute idiot. Why didn't you talk to me again? Why didn't you tell us? Why did you do exactly what I thought you were going to. You stupid heroic idiot. I hate you I never wanted to feel that ever again why can't I stop thinking about him now DEAD
WEEK 1: A princess from fantasy past Italy. Seems harmless. Seems friendly. No point of reference from Camp. When everything happened, she froze up.
WEEK 2: Wrong. Darius/Mae vibes. They would love to talk to her. I think I like talking to her. She gets it.
WEEK 3: Ruby's more hardened than everyone gives her credit for. She was shaken. But not like I was. She just cared about getting me away from it... I think she trusts me. Or something close to it. I don't know enough about her.
WEEK 4: I'll never be able to know enough about her. Did I help at all? In any way? You're so strong, Ruby. Thank you for standing up to them. I should've tried harder to know you.
I don't want those words to be true but you know yourself best. Take care of yourself. If you could make it out of here and we could all be a distant memory one day... I'd love that. Wishful thinking.
I'll tell her for you.
WEEK 1: Thought he was the Doc responsible at first. Pokemon Professor? Wu/Hap vibes. Literally the worst combo. I like talking to him. I screwed up. He's a clone? A robot. AI. Can't figure out if he'll kill me or not. I don't know what to do.
WEEK 2: Is he safe? He really SEEMS it. I don't want to be responsible for another Hap... I'll continue to be friendly. Maybe I'll figure it out if I do. I keep opening up to him about the others, too.
WEEK 3: I think I genuinely really like him. The more I learn, the angrier I am at his creator. That guy sucks. Does he know that guy sucks? I don't think I can convince him that I can take care of myself.
WEEK 4: I almost wish his stupid fucking professor was there so I could've told him all that for real. I hate that that guy is dead. He doesn't deserve for it to be that easy. Not when he is suffering like that.
If anything I've left behind can repay you for any of your kindness... I don't know. I just hope it does. I'm sorry I offered to help only to die.
If there was enough time, I would've asked what you wanted to be called. It won't matter much to me anymore...but it would matter to you.
Team Beige
WEEK 1: I like her. A little flighty. Pre-Camp me-vibes but if I didn't suck. Or Tiff's fake persona. Is she for real? Sometimes she makes me feel really secure and comfortable, and that scares me. Freaked out when D.O.C. took over. I don't blame her.
WEEK 2: Helped me with my laundry. I keep wanting to open up to her. Would she be disappointed if she knew? She WAS the hero of the day.
WEEK 3: I wanted to melt into that hug and never let go.
WEEK 4: I was so scared. So so so scared. Please don't join me.
I'm sorry. I hope what I left behind isn't too weird. I didn't want my feelings to get swallowed up with nothing to show for it.
It's really selfish. But I wish I could've gotten one last hug.
WEEK 1: Haven't spoken with. WEIRD VIBES. No real reference from camp. Unfamiliar, so a threat. Writers are always kind of nuts.
WEEK 2: Writer was kind of nuts. Seemed easygoing enough but he killed Kurumi. ...He still didn't deserve to go out like that. I keep hearing his screams when I try to sleep. DEAD
WEEK 1: I like them. Energetic and SUPERPOWERED??? Sweet. Ben/Sammy vibes. Another one with Pokemon. Closet to my age.
WEEK 2: They're always concerned about Angel. Thanks for giving me a bit of normalcy after everything...even if "normal" for me isn't "normal" for anyone else.
WEEK 3: No wonder "normal" for me isn't "normal" for you. They didn't ask for any of this. PLEASE be careful.
WEEK 4: Traumatizing a baby, check... Good job, Brooklynn. I can't look out for you anymore. Probably wasn't that good at it. Be a good big sibling to Angel and Rebel.
WEEK 1: Literal walking talking cookie man. Still feels unreal. No reference from Camp. Maybe Mae if tech illiterate. I have no way of being sure of anything about him, so he's a threat.
WEEK 2: I still haven't talked to him really... I'm trying to be open minded but a walking cookie is a lot! He seems nice? Probably should figure him out.
WEEK 3: Almost had to explain the concept of human gender and societal shame to a cookie man while in the middle of a heaping helping of trauma flashbacks. THAT sucked!
WEEK 4: If he's that permissive again someone else could die. I hope you understand that you fucked up. If she hurts anyone next time, I will FUCKING haunt you.
WEEK 1: Friendly, affable guy. Darius vibes. Mitch's fake persona? What's that say about him? Peoplewatching. I don't like that. NEED to keep an eye on him. Maybe Angel's a good in to figuring out more about him. Already learned quite a bit.
WEEK 2: I'm starting to puzzle him out a little more. He's scared of monsters. He's very observant. ...What's he been able to figure out about me?
WEEK 3: Showing up in the dress like it was nothing was pretty bold. Props. ...Also despite how much they clearly didn't like each other, it seems like he respected Rex. More props.
WEEK 4: I kept seeing Darius. It wasn't right. But maybe that's what made me think of it? I should've told him to have a second in command too.
It's irrational to be mad at him...but I was so sure it wasn't me. Was he really convincing? Or did I just want to believe it? I think I understand what you wanted to do. I think I understand it was FOR me...but I hope you don't do that again. Not without talking to the person you'd be killing first.
I left you with a heavy task. Don't let a kid's last request be in vain. ...Is that mean to hope? I think he'd be okay with it. But I guess I can't know for sure.
WEEK 1: Doctor but not like the scientists. Still can't trust her. Kurumi's girlfriend. Mae/Yaz vibes. Darius would trust her.
WEEK 2: I'm sorry. I could only be certain she didn't do it because of her grief. The least I can do for Kurumi is keeping an eye on her.
WEEK 3: She really wanted to look after me... Maybe she's not bad? I don't know. I don't know.
WEEK 4: Sorry I couldn't bring myself to stop being afraid until so late. Thank you for taking care of Ai. Please keep trying...but I won't blame you, if you can't. I know that's not entirely up to you.
Keep a close eye on Niina. I don't trust her. I think she's going to do something horrible.
WEEK 1: Seems pretty cool but into true crime. Would she make a podcast about me and my friends? Bad taste in my mouth. From the future. 100% Yaz vibes.
WEEK 2: She SOLVES murders and puts them in a podcast. As she's solving them. That seems dangerous! I respect her a bit more from that angle.
WEEK 3: Maybe she's not that bad. Probably?
WEEK 4: Good job being a capital J JERK, Brooklynn. How was I supposed to know this wasn't new for her...? No. That's no excuse. You're supposed to be better than that now.
Sorry for the really fucking traumatizing all of it. Thanks for trying to keep me calm. And trying to be comforting when they were being...like that. You really didn't need to do that.
WEEK 1: Content creator but weird. His vibes are simply atrocious. KASH vibes, stay away. Has a different name. Eyes glowed? Definitely underestimating me.
WEEK 2: A literal demon possessing a YouTuber. Not fond of that. No wonder he has Kash vibes. Keeping my distance. (UNBOXED?)
WEEK 3: If you hadn't gotten involved it probably still wouldn't have gone right but we'll never know that now, will we? DEAD
WEEK 1: 100% Sammy vibes...but kind of spacey. Homemade sweets for the first time in months. Took really well to Angel. Incredibly friendly and sweet. Something strange about her.
WEEK 2: Takes care of Angel when I can't. A beast at dodgeball. She asked for proper shampoo and conditioner for me... She really impresses me. I like her.
WEEK 3: Cakes and compliments and a cute gift... Nana seems like a real friend. Hope things with Niina are working out okay.
WEEK 4: I listened to you. I trusted you. I liked you.
It doesn't matter that it was an accident, does it? It doesn't matter that I was scared. It doesn't matter. All that matters is what you were feeling.
Maybe that's why you didn't have friends.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If I say it so many times, would that be enough? I'm going to see your cold eyes even in death
WEEK 1: Grouchy and standoffish. Yaz vibes. Has sense enough to distrust the Foundation openly. Huddled with us under the table- to protect us?
WEEK 2: We keep clashing. We make up after. But she's extremely volatile. Dodgeball gave me a bad feeling. The trial gave me a bad feeling. How she talked afterward gave me a bad feeling...but she has more in common with Yaz than I realized. I want to help her. But I'm afraid she'll hurt me.
WEEK 3: It means a lot that she actually tried with Rebel... I'm still worried about her, though. Thanks for listening about Rex. ...Did she really STAB Bradley?
WEEK 4: I should've trusted my fucking gut. I liked her. I wanted to help. But I couldn't figure out how to talk with her. Maybe that's not on me. Maybe that's on HER.
I'm sorry you can't stop being angry. I'm sorry you're so used to fighting. But you're going to kill someone. You're GOING to if you don't stop.
Maybe someone can keep you from it. But I sure as hell don't have any faith in you anymore.
ROGER RABBIT
WEEK 1: A cartoon rabbit. What? Just wants to make us laugh. Kenji vibes. Has a SMOKING hot wife. My stupid naivete got him killed. Another Hap. DEAD.
WEEK 1: Lived in a cave before living in a tower. Everything he says confuses and fascinates me more. He actually seems to really like me. Helped talk me down when D.O.C. took over. No specific Camp vibes- but reminds me of our situation.
WEEK 2: He made me food and very explicitly offered to protect me. I don't know how to feel about that second one. It just makes me human, he said. Can I trust you?
WEEK 3: So he does have friends... Somehow living in a weird dystopian whatever can't stop that. He seemed upset about Rex.
WEEK 4: You're soft and kind. You're sweet and nice. Does anyone else see that? Despite everything...you're still kind.
If I see you again, I'll do as you asked. But, I don't think I will. I'm not the type to get that lucky.
And if you die-
I don't want you to die.
WEEK 1: Haven't spoken with. Profile seems odd. Dislikes inhuman research, that's promising. Unfamiliar, so a threat.
WEEK 2: Spoke with a little. He's VERY odd. Trains in space?
WEEK 3: Okay. He was nice with Rebel. And he made a nice gift. AND he pretty much helped us track down what the heck happened. ...But I still don't trust him? This is hard.
WEEK 4: Too little, too late.
It was my fault. It was my fault. It was my fault. It was my fault. It was my fault again. DEAD
Others
WEEK 1: Works for the Foundation. Contained by the Foundation? Can't die. Don't know what to make of him. You're a victim too, but I can't trust so easily.
WEEK 2: Still unsure about him...but he listened to my request about Angel. And Nana's request too.
WEEK 3: Fine. I'll try and get to know him a little. For Rex.
WEEK 4: I didn't. And I never will. Another stupid choice.
Thank you for taking care of Ai.
DOCTOR W
WEEK 1: Shady to the max. Every corporate asshole on Nublar AND Mantah Corp island rolled into one. Your oversights are going to get us all killed, but I guess I played a part in that too. It sounded like it really hurt when you died. DEAD
WEEK 1: I wanted to help you. I was stupid. Skynet, not WALL-E. How could I fall for it? I'm going to tear you apart piece by piece.
WEEK 2: I'm nothing like you. I'm nothing like you. I'm NOTHING like you.
WEEK 3: You're never going to understand anything.
WEEK 4: Was this what you meant when you said you thought I could rise to the challenge?
I hate you. I hope they destroy you and everything you are.
ANGEL
WEEK 1: You shouldn't be here. I'll get you home somehow. I promise, Sammy.
WEEK 2: At least there's a place where she won't get sick now...
WEEK 3: She's being such a good big sister. Even if she DID give me way more bruises...
WEEK 4: Sammy, I'm sorry.
REBEL
WEEK 3: My perfect little boy... Of course he was in there too. He's so nervous and scared. At least Angel can help ground him. I'll get you back home, baby, I pwomise.
WEEK 4: Please let him be okay. Please. Please please please please please.
VENDING GREMLIN?
WEEK 2: Does he like me? Why do I keep getting so many things? Why did I get GORE HONEY?
WEEK 3: Okay. Completely random. Never fully communicated in morse code before. I gotta be honest I have no idea what to think of this guy.
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